Homecoming {Oswald + Kuzco}

You'll be lucky too!

Of course, a few hours ago, this forest was far from quiet! It’d been the victim of a most unfortunate explosion! One that, say, might have been caused by a green section of trolley – shaped like a perfect lime cube – flying off in the wrong direction and landing here coated in flames, fresh from its crash. For the most part, Yuffie would mayhaps know this by the occasional animal that would rush by her trying to get away from the flames , which by this point had become more controlled. Right before her, further down the forest path, the green cube sat amidst a scorched crater – no more than five feet deep. Within moments, however, it wasn’t the only odd thing going on. The ground around her would shake for a moment, the dirt shuddering as the ground right next to her became disturbed, the shuddering earth heaving up soil as a small hole was dug up by her side, the sound of what sounded like a heavy drill buzzing through the air most annoyingly.

Within moments, its origin would become clear! Clear as daylight, as a black and white rabbit in blue shorts shot out of the ground, his long ears twisted into what looked like a prehensile drill, dirt slapping onto the ground in chunks as he landed dexterously upon his feet, facing the cube first and foremost – to which he declared his victory.

“Hah! There you are! You naughty little gummi piece, you could’ve accidently broken through the walls of reality. Or flattened some poor shmuck! Now that’d be embara-” It was only one he peered aside that he did a doubletake, skipping back a bit as he would throw his arms up, giving a little sigh of relief once he noticed it was just a human!

“Geesh, lady! You need to put on some clown shoes or something, I didn’t even notice you were here! Hey, teach me how to do that, it’d be great anytime I wanna sneak a drink out in the middle of the night without alerting the missus!” He waggled his brows, ears snapping near the tips to more limp states, giving him a rather silly look.

“Say, you look real familiar! Do I know you?”