Post by Evil Emperor Zurg on Mar 17, 2019 2:08:36 GMT -5
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The Evil Emperor Zurg
The Evil Emperor
I would say this zurg toy in particular is 2-3 months old
Being an Evil Emperor of Course
Buzz Lightyear- Maybe kinda his son or maybe not
Evilness: So perhaps The Evil Emperors most defining trait is his unadulterated evilness. He isn't shy about going on about how evil he is and about all the evil deeds he plans to perform. On the evil scale he is in fact a solid 13 (The actual metric in the show). He is dangerous, and he is menacing. He is the type of individual who would not think twice about evaporating an innocent or throwing a family off a cliff, because. It is just his pure willingness for evil that gets him through the day, like it's a goal for him to be as evil as possible and to make every quarter of the year a different kind of evil.
Pompous: Zurg thinks he's the top of the Galaxy. All he wants is the ability to rule over everything because that's where he sees himself as an overlord over everyone. He looks down on most everyone as his underlings/minions/slaves. There are very few individuals in existence that Zurg would consider even just slightly under him (Clearly no one can be his equal People like Agent Z [Warp Darkmatter] Come close). As well very few enemies ever earn his respect (Honestly the only one that has on a few occasions would be Lightyear.)
Bombastic: Zurg is loud and he doesn't mind saying exactly what's on his mind whenever he feels fit. He has quite literally no filter, because he sees himself as superior to everyone going back to the pompous trait. He will up and scream at times, for absolutely zero reason. Like whispering and being quiet, it aint a trait he's accustomed to.
Flamboyant: And with that bombastic nature comes a pure flamboyant nature. When he does something evil he wants everyone to know, and that turns to most other facets of his life.If he conquers the galaxy he'll broadcast it on every tv station including his own because everyone must know of his exploits. Everyone must see how great and evil the mighty Zurg can be.
Arrogance: Of course as anyone might guess all of these traits leads to an insane amount of arrogance. Here you have a pompous evil man who screams about his evil plans and believes he can't possibly be beat by anything ever, he seethes arrogance. Stereotypical of villains but in Zurg's case there are a lot of scenarios where his arrogance is justified.
In short Zurg is the type of Character who would watch his enemies burn while laughing maddeningly only to be annoyed by the fact that he forgot his tape recorder for such an occasion then blasting a minion out of existence out of existence only to go back to laughing at his enemies while eating popcorn.
He is also the the character that despite being comical from a third party perspective is absolutely terrifying to anyone that meets him, because most everyone knows what he is capable of and how he lacks really any limits on what he might do to his enemies, and trust me there is a lot he can and will do to his enemies.
Much of the Evil Emperor's history is shrouded in a very thick veil of mystery. However it should be known that even at a young age Zurg had quite fascination with being evil and being an emperor as he once had an evil emperor play set, and his parents to include mama Zurg also had an evil bone. At some point during this Zurg managed to build for himself a suit most technologically advanced. How he acquired the means to create all of this none can truly say, however pure family evilness had to be involved somehow
With his new suit Zurg began conquest and from that the first planet to meet his cold metal grip was what he renamed Planet Z. Or perhaps the planet was always called Planet Z and Zurg was named after planet none can say for sure. On this planet he enslaved the other inhabitants to include the Brain pods, and the Grubs, both of which the Rvil Emperor used to begin production on nefarious robots and other evil machinations. It wasn't long before all of Planet Z was turned into barren wastes or smog filled cities, much to Zurg's Delight. In time he even built himself a large imposing dreadnought class spaceship. Zurg was going places that was for sure.
After the conquest of Planet Z, Zurg was not content to just sit and wait on his newly conquered world, no he had higher aspirations. He always dreamed of being an evil galactic overlord and so that is what he set his sight to next. That's right he wanted not just a few more planets next, but the entire Galaxy to be underneath his iron fist. The question though was how would he go about doing such a thing and then he had a stroke of brilliance. The little green men held something known as a uni-mind, normally something to keep all of the LGM's mentally linked. With such a bizarre thing he could easily use it to enslave the entire galaxy.
That story though never comes to fruition as all of these are just historical memories of well a toy. The toy of Zurg, a inhabitant of the Toy Box world. Zurg came from a standard Zurg Enemy of Buzz Lightyear Packaging which happened to be on sale at Al's Toy Barn. Like all new toys though he had no recollection that he was a toy only his actual memories. It also didn't help that the side of Toy Box he ended up on was the side of Toy Box where actual toy weapons worked like real weapons. To go along with this on this side of Toy Box there were also really strange looking toys with heart emblems.
You're telling me my plan. I already know my plan, I made up the plan, its my plan, What I don't know is how close you are to accomplishing my plan!
Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!!!!!!!!
If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.
Nobody Stands in the way of the Evil Emperor Zurg, At least not for long.
I hate it and I hate you.
You're a spineless turncoat that would sell out his own planet for a chance to be on the winning side........... Promising.
Innocent Politicians, Don't be Oxymoronic.
"Oh my aching head," Came a mechanical voice from shadowy figure, who laid slumped against a bench. The figure reached up a clawed mechanical hand as he grasped the top of his head. Wait a minute that felt.... normal not like plastic. Red eyes flashed as he lifted his head, and yellow light flashed from his mouth as he spoke. "Where am I," The voice continued. The figure was none other than The Evil Emperor himself, Zurg. He tried to pick himself up but slipped on a bit of water on the bench that he tried to grasp onto, "Blasted bench you dare act against me." His red eyes glared as he hand transformed into a laser blaster which proceeded to use to incinerate the unsuspecting park bench.
Again this time his pushed himself up using the ground as leverage. He dusted off his shoulders as he scanned around at his surroundings again. This wasn't Planet Z, or that weird location with all the boxes, or his dreadnought. Wait where was his galaxy conquering Dreadnought?!?!?!?! Last he remembered he had this great plan to corrupt the Uni-Mind then out of nowhere he was in a box in what looked like a store, but he was small and his entire body felt different. Then after that he vaguely remembered being overcome with anger , something about seeing darkness and boom now he was on this world. "Well at least I still have you I suppose," Zurg said pulling his tri-cannon Ion Blaster from who even knows where. He gave it a slight pet, equipping it onto his left hand.
It was then he spotted something. It was a person! Maybe they knew where his stuff was. Zurg rushed over to the individual, gliding over the ground. "Halt puny human," He rushing over even quicker to the man who seemed like just your normal average Joe. "You will answer my questions or face the consequences and if you play your cards right I may even let you become one of my new servants," Zurg said holding nothing back as his glowing red eyes focused heavily on this individual. The man looked confused for a moment but then he finally spoke, "Uh dude do you even know who your talking too, I don't like you're tone."
Zurg took a moment to blink before his mouth visor gave a sinister grin, "Oh my dearest apologies you must be some sort of important person or something that requires me to be nice or something," And just as quickly as he put on that tone of voice his other hand grabbed the man lifting him into the air, "Let me be clear then you will answer my questions, or so help me I will incinerate you, WHERE AM I, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHERE IS MY THINGS?!?!!?" Zurgs tone kept getting louder and louder as anger filled him quickly.
"Look dude I don't know anything please just let me go," The man said as he tried to resist the Evil Emperors grip. "Then you are utterly useless to me," Zurg said throwing the man down allowing him to try and run before aiming his ion blaster which easily incinerated the man. "Well I think that went quite swell I'm glad you still work properly, but this still leaves many questions unanswered." He looked in the distance and saw a large castle. "Oh I do know where my next destination is though ahahahahahahahaha." At this point Zurg began laughing manically as he casually paced towards his new destination
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